Halloween's a comin'!

YES!!! YES!!! YES!!! Halloween!!! I love Halloween! Woo-Hoo! I'm going to be a block head (picture to follow, hopefully.) And I hope I get LOTS of candy! I will keep trick-or-treating until I can get that much out of the jar as I pass it out to those ungrateful little brats who come to my door...(note to self, try not to be soooo hypocritical...) Yum. Candy.

Y'know, if you're reading this, and you pass out candy, or, more importantly, if you buy it to pass out, then just don't bother with anything other than chocolate. no. Just don't get those Twizzlers, those Skittles, those Starbursts, and especialy no apples, health food or money (unless it's a $100 bill for every kid). No. Just get chocolate, that's what kids want, and if they don't, they're dentists in disguise (actually, with all the chemicals....who knows?) Also, chocolate creates....um.....endo-fisheis? Anyway, you feel like you're in love. You should let them because that's the closest they'll get to love. (for most of us anyway....). And chocolate feels so good on the tongue. (I SPELLED IT RIGHT!!!) It has that smooth, warm, creamy texture that we all love. I'm making myself hungry for chocolate....yum.

And then threre's the fact that you get to dress up REALLY freakily, hoboes, Republicans, you name it. Something you would never dress up as normally. Unless you were in Mrs. Dupre's class....gar. I'm going to be a block-head this year. T'will be fun. Yes, yes, my precious. WOAH!!! what was that?! I'm not gollum! Or am I, precious? I was a skunk one year, you know. It was fun. I went up to random people and "sprayed" them. Lovely. I was about six at the time. I had no sense of public image....In fact, I'm unsure I have one now....I wore that costume to preschool, too. I loved it; my mumzi made it for me. It was fuzzy. And comfy, and warm, and—I'll stop now. About the skunk at least. Last year I was a stem-cell scientist that got mauled by Republicans. I am a politicly active little devil. Fun! Josh and Matt, two of my friends, are going to be T-Birds from the movie Grease. Josh is Danny and Matt is Kinicky. I just recently saw that movie, it's really funny. I liked it. If Scot reads this he'll just say "Well WHY did you like it?" and then that will mean Josh, Matt, Lucas, and I will just have to dress up in sweater-vests and get scraggly beards next year. That will scare the begiezers out of everyone!!!

My, my, I've written a lot, more than usual, in fact, and I think that that's enough on this particular topic. Or is it, my precious?